"I love watching you walk away."
Does that mean my ass is better looking than my face? Not exactly a compliment there, idjit. There’s a good reason I’m walking away.
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
I’m lying on the ground.
hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow